Dishy

Behold! This is my favourite signature recipe: Beef Mince & Paneer Citrus Sensation! I came up with it myself. The key ingredient is squeezed and roughly chopped lemons and limes. Other than that, it’s a pretty standard curry mix. Blows. Your. Fucking. Mind.

Anyway, yes, I’m getting drunk. I’ve blown off all those boring plans because I’m in so much pain. Had I slept well the other night, I would have been sensible, but my body chose not to adhere to this very simple requirement. So, fuck it, let’s get do the whole psycho-trailer-park-shit thing.

The dog downstairs is barking a lot, which means Angry Game Boy is reacting a lot. I’m a little stressed, but the cheap supermarket whisky is helping.

I’m gonna let the curry cool and shove it all in the freezer, if the freezer has that much capacity.

Pray for me.

Do stay in touch, darlings.

Toodles!