So it snowed

So I’m in the middle of a drinking binge and I open the curtains and… BOOM!… I get a face full of snow. It has been pretty cold, to be fair, but this feels a little early.

I best go top up my energy meters, just in case this gets worse.

My brother found my presents, which apparently the courier just left outside his front door. Unattended. Sigh. Our lives would be a lot better if these asshole companies didn’t put so much pressure on their workers.

Chilled workers = better customer service.

FACT.

I’ve stored away my homemade curry. There are two tubs in the freezer and one in the fridge. I’ll have the fridge one tomorrow, methinks. It’s a very dense curry, almost like stuffing or meatloaf. They say that, in one tablespoon of seawater, there are a million lifeforms. Well, in one tablespoon of my curry, there are a million ingredients.

Aroused? You should be.

Ok, well, I’m gonna go on my drunken way.

Do stay in touch, darlings.

Toodles!